then read this.. lol
i was searching around facebook and found this
you'll get to know me a little bit better
probably a lotta bit better, actually..
not much has changed since i wrote it in Feb 2009
so voila..
1. i HATE HATE HATE !! when i text/voicemail people and then i see them the next day WITH their phones.. ON them LOOKING at the phone which means that they saw that i called/texted and IGNORED ME .. ughh i hate that.
2. i hate wen the back of my knees (or my knee-pits) sweat.. GROSS !!
3. everyone thinks that i'm from Cali and i wear flip flops on the FIRST day of spring NO MATTER wat the temperature.. i did live in cali for 4 months, maybe it rubbed off =]
sidebar: though all i wear are flip flops, my toes are very rarely done.. idk but they never look too gross to wear flip flops
4. i noticed that the reason i talk so dang much is that i say EVERYTHING that comes into my head, no matter what it is, it all comes out like word vomit. i also tend to go off on epiphany tangents that only my friends understand.. my words will go 43.867 billions miles per minute and only my bees catch wat i said.
5. i say texted (pronounced textED) and my friends hate it.. o well
6. my friends think im overly country because i say thinks like "..til the cows come home" "daggnabbit" "more fun than a barrell of monkeys" and "i dun..."
which leads me to NY SHIT !!
7. there is an abundance of new york shit that i CANNOT stand such as:
-MAD, OD, TIGHT, AND ESPECIALLY WEN MAGG SAYS "YOU'S A DAWWWG!"
-i cnt stand JIM JONES and all of his swagger splashing ways.. they make me wanna vomit
- CHANGE PURSES !!!!!!! can someone from ny pleeeeease explain to me the hype of gucci/louie change puerses and why its soooooooo poppin, cause i think a man with a purse is kinda sugar-topped..
8. DANIELLE HAUGHTON IS MY tWiiNNNNNNNN !! idk where the hell she's been all my life but shes DEFINITELY the love of my life.
9. i am more than IN LOVE with kanye west. i am a fan on his blog site and i comment on a daily and nightly basis.. i even am so bold to say that he is better than jay-z or at least has the potential to be
sidebar:on February 5, 2009 i finally listened to reasonable doubt.. and it did not change my mind.. but i did decide that it is great tanning on the beach music =]
10. i am sickly obsessed with pharell and i went to an N.E.R.D. concert and it changed my life. i got on stage, danced with pharell HUGGED AND KISSED PHARELL and he stared at me the whole time (i swear) it was more than magical.. (i'm getting butterflies right now)
11. i am addicted to several things such as tanning aka fake and baking with jordan, tattoos and peircings(though i dont have that many.. i do enjoy the pain), and fall out boy. i love alternative music, and oh yeah SUKI HANA !!! its the best flippin chinese take out on the face of the east coast
12. i am terrified of the dark, CLOWNS, people with small faces, and keloids.. oh yeah and lighters
13. i think that i am very tall, much taller than 5'2.. and i think that my legs go on FOREVER, theyre great
14. people ask me ALL the time if i'm mixed and i have to tell them no and when i get done explaining to them that i am not mixed i am immediately black down to my greatest grandparents they always say "youre not mixed?" i say this soooo much that my friends even know wat i'm going to say when people ask
sidebar:ive been asked if i was mixed with peurto rican, white, HAWAIIN, ehtiopia, and even egyptian. NO, NO, NO, AND NO to all of the above.
15. i have 3 all time favorite smells
-L.A.M.B. BY GWEN STEFANI
-PRADA EAU D'HOMME aaahhh !!
-POLO BLACK
(the last 2 are AUTOMATIC panty droppers lol)
16. i DREAM of one day being an animal activist and throwing red paint on a chinchilla coat.. PREFERABLY FAT JOE'S BABY BLUE ONE.. not only is it BABY FUCKING BLUE .. but do u kno how many chinchillas that took to make that coat.. fat fuck.
17. my next pet will be named Fifer no matter wat kind of animal it is and without looking at me you'd never know that i can carry 205 lbs. on my back no problem
--i know that had NOTHING to do with anything.. im overly random
18. i HATE FEET !! like deathly hate feet, however u cannot wear socks ... it looks and reminds me of kiddie teeny bopper porn.. ugh!
19. i have a sick weave addiction and will spend my last $ on it just to feel good =] and i know A LOT of useless information such as the fact that u have hairs in your nose to clean and warm the air before it enters your nose.. and that kosher meat is meat from animals that died without pain
--see wat i mean.. RANDOM
20. i have a secret love for hot sexy asian chicks.. hell who doesnt.
21. i HATE wen people talk to me in the morning without brushing their teeth !! thats just wrong .. and then try to tell me a story !!!!! with that same nasty breath !!!!!!!!
22. i only call people by their facebook names.. so dont have nonesense names. i wanna give examples soo badd but i wont.. lol
23. i have an uncontrolable left eyebrow that perks up from time to time.. especially wen i think that im fierce (like wen i have on oversized shades)
sidebar:i HATE wen people miss-use THERE, THEIR, AND THEY'RE i refuse to read a sentence if they're used wrong.
24. i am overly optimistic and i dont see the bad in ANYTHING.. like really.. i even found something positive about Hitler (he liked black people<-- more random shit !) however i'll never find a positive about jay-z or jim jones 25. i love my mommy.. like A LOT. ever since i went to school ive more than missed her and i love her more than anything. i just had to put something in here about my mommy cause "momma i'm gonna love u til u dont hurt no more" not that youre hurting but im gonna make sure that u never do and im gonna become the best daughter ever so we can retire in cali somewhere<3.>
2. i hate wen the back of my knees (or my knee-pits) sweat.. GROSS !!
3. everyone thinks that i'm from Cali and i wear flip flops on the FIRST day of spring NO MATTER wat the temperature.. i did live in cali for 4 months, maybe it rubbed off =]
sidebar: though all i wear are flip flops, my toes are very rarely done.. idk but they never look too gross to wear flip flops
4. i noticed that the reason i talk so dang much is that i say EVERYTHING that comes into my head, no matter what it is, it all comes out like word vomit. i also tend to go off on epiphany tangents that only my friends understand.. my words will go 43.867 billions miles per minute and only my bees catch wat i said.
5. i say texted (pronounced textED) and my friends hate it.. o well
6. my friends think im overly country because i say thinks like "..til the cows come home" "daggnabbit" "more fun than a barrell of monkeys" and "i dun..."
which leads me to NY SHIT !!
7. there is an abundance of new york shit that i CANNOT stand such as:
-MAD, OD, TIGHT, AND ESPECIALLY WEN MAGG SAYS "YOU'S A DAWWWG!"
-i cnt stand JIM JONES and all of his swagger splashing ways.. they make me wanna vomit
- CHANGE PURSES !!!!!!! can someone from ny pleeeeease explain to me the hype of gucci/louie change puerses and why its soooooooo poppin, cause i think a man with a purse is kinda sugar-topped..
8. DANIELLE HAUGHTON IS MY tWiiNNNNNNNN !! idk where the hell she's been all my life but shes DEFINITELY the love of my life.
9. i am more than IN LOVE with kanye west. i am a fan on his blog site and i comment on a daily and nightly basis.. i even am so bold to say that he is better than jay-z or at least has the potential to be
sidebar:on February 5, 2009 i finally listened to reasonable doubt.. and it did not change my mind.. but i did decide that it is great tanning on the beach music =]
10. i am sickly obsessed with pharell and i went to an N.E.R.D. concert and it changed my life. i got on stage, danced with pharell HUGGED AND KISSED PHARELL and he stared at me the whole time (i swear) it was more than magical.. (i'm getting butterflies right now)
11. i am addicted to several things such as tanning aka fake and baking with jordan, tattoos and peircings(though i dont have that many.. i do enjoy the pain), and fall out boy. i love alternative music, and oh yeah SUKI HANA !!! its the best flippin chinese take out on the face of the east coast
12. i am terrified of the dark, CLOWNS, people with small faces, and keloids.. oh yeah and lighters
13. i think that i am very tall, much taller than 5'2.. and i think that my legs go on FOREVER, theyre great
14. people ask me ALL the time if i'm mixed and i have to tell them no and when i get done explaining to them that i am not mixed i am immediately black down to my greatest grandparents they always say "youre not mixed?" i say this soooo much that my friends even know wat i'm going to say when people ask
sidebar:ive been asked if i was mixed with peurto rican, white, HAWAIIN, ehtiopia, and even egyptian. NO, NO, NO, AND NO to all of the above.
15. i have 3 all time favorite smells
-L.A.M.B. BY GWEN STEFANI
-PRADA EAU D'HOMME aaahhh !!
-POLO BLACK
(the last 2 are AUTOMATIC panty droppers lol)
16. i DREAM of one day being an animal activist and throwing red paint on a chinchilla coat.. PREFERABLY FAT JOE'S BABY BLUE ONE.. not only is it BABY FUCKING BLUE .. but do u kno how many chinchillas that took to make that coat.. fat fuck.
17. my next pet will be named Fifer no matter wat kind of animal it is and without looking at me you'd never know that i can carry 205 lbs. on my back no problem
--i know that had NOTHING to do with anything.. im overly random
18. i HATE FEET !! like deathly hate feet, however u cannot wear socks ... it looks and reminds me of kiddie teeny bopper porn.. ugh!
19. i have a sick weave addiction and will spend my last $ on it just to feel good =] and i know A LOT of useless information such as the fact that u have hairs in your nose to clean and warm the air before it enters your nose.. and that kosher meat is meat from animals that died without pain
--see wat i mean.. RANDOM
20. i have a secret love for hot sexy asian chicks.. hell who doesnt.
21. i HATE wen people talk to me in the morning without brushing their teeth !! thats just wrong .. and then try to tell me a story !!!!! with that same nasty breath !!!!!!!!
22. i only call people by their facebook names.. so dont have nonesense names. i wanna give examples soo badd but i wont.. lol
23. i have an uncontrolable left eyebrow that perks up from time to time.. especially wen i think that im fierce (like wen i have on oversized shades)
sidebar:i HATE wen people miss-use THERE, THEIR, AND THEY'RE i refuse to read a sentence if they're used wrong.
24. i am overly optimistic and i dont see the bad in ANYTHING.. like really.. i even found something positive about Hitler (he liked black people<-- more random shit !) however i'll never find a positive about jay-z or jim jones 25. i love my mommy.. like A LOT. ever since i went to school ive more than missed her and i love her more than anything. i just had to put something in here about my mommy cause "momma i'm gonna love u til u dont hurt no more" not that youre hurting but im gonna make sure that u never do and im gonna become the best daughter ever so we can retire in cali somewhere<3.>
edits:
i'm not quite as optimistic as i used to be
kanye is still better than jay-z
i started getting weekly pedicures
i still hate grammatical errors
polo black and prada are STILL panty droppers
i'm still not mixed
i still love ears
i no longer have an affliction with socks
and it STILLL grosses me out when my knee-pits sweat
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